![Image8SM[1] Image8SM[1]](http://morawski.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a53d1d58970c0162fbe21703970d-320wi)
Dateline England:
Now, it’s the U.K. advertising community under protest. Legions of disgruntled agency clients are making their despair known - for they have discovered that World - Renowned Photographer, Nigel Harniman, is not procurable for their photographic and CGI campaign assignments this week. Unnamed sources, who wish to remain anonymous, say Nigel is sequestered with his family at a French sea-side resort, enjoying their quiet time together and doing a great deal of family bonding.
Our newshounds have found celebrity photographers who have captured, firsthand images of Nigel and family doing their thing. You'll notice the risk taking derring-do of the family. Obviously, the children get that from their father, who’s widely-known in advertising circles for his no-holds-barred attitude to capturing the perfect image.
Sources tell Morawski and Company, Nigel will return from his quick trip to the sea next week, totally recharged to do pre-viz with AirCGI. With this news, protests are already starting to wane, the U.K. advertising clients are breathing easier, and the reps are taking a step back from the window ledge. Oui!
Cheerio,
Mike Morawski
Chief Instigator